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Good news everyone

Hello there, just a little warning that I have now been let loose on the roads so you better watch your back.

Tommy is M.I.A and is apparently off to some ragga festival in Italy, if next time you see him he seems a bit slow its probably to do with a week of excessive bongage.

In other news latitude (woo) is less than 2 weeks away, which cannot come round quicker if you ask me. Bring on the 9 till 9 drinking sessions, shit taking, roudiness and mind crushing hangovers, only curable by a couple of beers or alternatly being sick in the same spot just outside your tent you were the night before.

In other news I broke my new camera (i say new but it was around 40 years old) gaye

On a more serious note meetings for lowestoft skatepark design have begun so if you dont want them to build a 12ft bowl and 12 jump ramps come along

PANIC ON THE OF SOUTHWOLD

Last night me Willy P and the infamous 'high school party crew' decended onto the beach of southwold, where we joined around 100 people, a high proportion probably underage, to 'party'.

It was rather eventful. Someone got shanked, and by the sounds of it if your tall with glasses stay the fuck away from the angel in halesworth tonight.

John Rattrey was there and ended up getting searched because he was trying to get into a police car?(i dont really know what the fuck he was doing) anyway after telling the lovely, gentle policeman his father was a QC in Surrey we found out Johns address.

So listen up.

John Rattrey lives at 10, The Harbour, Southwold.

Im not lying, the police confirmed it.

I heard also he has a Danny way style mega ramp set up, hes gonna try jump the channel or somthing I guess.

If this doesnt make sense to you obviously dont belong to the spac label massive, but dont worry send me some sponsor me tapes if you wanna get hooked up to king_of_douche@definatly_a_real_email_address.com

£7 back wheel

Check this out, too funny on so many levels but rather impressive too.


In other news I failed my driving test, but Tommy passed so its not all bad.

Time Travel

Oh dear it looks like Tommy has joined Mike on one of his journeys back to the ninetys to butt in on Steve Olsons Fulfill the Dream section, around 3:10 I think.

Careful guys as the doc says messing with the future could create a time paradox, the results of which could cause a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space-time continuum and destroy the entire universe.

If you are worried by the possibility of Tommy and Mikes irresponsible behavior killing us all to death theres more info about the space-time continuum here

Willys Wallies

Want to see the first wallie backflip?? Well check this out.

Unlucky, you will probably* see it on 'yeah innit' soon(ish)

*Will may not acutally do a williy backflip, he might do though who knows

GINGERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!

hello there just a quick post to plug tommys new company, breadhead (patent pending). It will keep your noggin warm but also can function as a tasty treat. Now thats value for money Also have you seen this lad??




If so please dont call crimestoppers on 0800 555 111, just offer him some red wine, and make him nearly throw up on an aeroplane